Kitchen Shuffle

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Most of the lyrics were written by grand old Keshcologist Drew Walton in 2002. We've finally allied them to a tight beat.

lyrics

If you've no room to cook your food, try this groove - the kitchen shuffle.
Don't get in a pickle if your kitchen's only ickle - do the kitchen shuffle.
If you need to place a booking for some time to do your cooking - do the kitchen shuffle.
If the reach-round to your grill leaves you ill - do the kitchen shuffle.

The kitchen shuffle is hard to beat
Swivel your hips, shuffle your feet
Reach down to the fridge, up to the shelf
Have a care now, it's good for your health

If there's no room to swing a cat in your dingy terraced flat - do the kitchen shuffle.
When you're looking for a plate but can't get round your housemate - do the kitchen shuffle.
No purchase to be had on a wipe-clean mat - do the kitchen shuffle.
If your steamer's boiling dry or you're poked in the eye - do the kitchen shuffle.
Now take it.

Come on without, come on within
We can't do nothing in our tiny kitchen

If you're irate cos your kitchen's in a state - do the kitchen shuffle
If you're in a stew cos your fridge is in the loo - do the kitchen shuffle.
If you need Inspector Gadget's hands to reach your pots and pans - shuffle.
If the tool the chef demands is knocked from your hands - ooff! - kerfuffle.

The kitchen shuffle is hard to beat
Swivel your hips, shuffle your feet
Reach down to the fridge, up to the shelf
Have a care now, it's good for your health

Get on the funky lino if you can.

Get on the lino if you can (repeat to end)

credits

from Get Out And Vote, released May 7, 2015
Andy: Lead and backing vocals, beatboxing, synth
Luke: DJ-ing, amp noise
Drew Walton: Original idea

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Keshco London, UK

Free-wheeling left-leaning home of sounds by Bleak House, Keshco, Simon Waldram and more. Our releases encompass library music, psychedelia, folk, chiptunes and flange. Most of these are Creative Commons licensed. Always excited to hear when our pieces are used in your productions, so do let us know.

Keshco: Friends who play psychedelia, synthpop, folk, cut-ups, jingles. Homemade since 1994!
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